I was looking through my saved text messages the other day and came across some interesting/funny/peculiar one-liners. Enjoy!
Scared to eat breakfast.
I am not looking at dirty webcams!
School. Smooth like chocolate. No, a chocolate bar with nuts.
Do you pay for texting?
Great Wraps. I'm bad.
Got money.
My favorite is the first one. It's from my sister and if I remember correctly she was texting me from IHOP. Which, if you ask me, is not the best place to be when you are scared of breakfast.

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