Dear Raccoon

I just wanted to tell you that Howard and I had a great time playing around with you the other night. You didn't seem to enjoy playing chase as much as we did though. Maybe you were just tired? I suppose that's why in the middle of our game you decided to take a nap? Boy, we must have really wore you out! You didn't even wake up when mommy picked you up with a shovel. Anyway, we haven't seen you around lately and we were wondering if we did something to offend you? We miss you. Please come back!

Love, Lexie