Monday, December 21, 2009

To: It, From: Me

Merry Christmas, my beloved 2002 Ford Windstar minivan. Enjoy your brand new intake manifold gasket (upper AND lower), your new fuel filter and your tri-monthly oil change. You know I love you but $448.16?! You're getting way too greedy in your old age. Knock it off. Please.

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  1. an altinator for an american made chevy *800 dollars, and it needs one every two years, i remember an altinator costing 50 for labor and parts, i own a no maintenance toyota, thank you mam and no costs in ten years

  2. I'm still mad at mine for needing a new air conditioner - $1000! Can't live in Arkansas without, though!

  3. awwww, bless it's little soul!! :o)
    But it is naughty to break down so close to Christmas!!

  4. Well at least you are still keeping your 2002 van............we put so many miles on a vehicle that 6 years is about all we can safely keep.........
    I hope she enjoys her new parts!

  5. Congrats to your Windstar, lol. Our Silverado got a $429 gift of its own last week. New back brakes. Our of the ended warranty by just 1 month.

    Hope it doesn't put a dent in your holiday. :)

  6. Arggh! What timing. I totally understand...a couple of weeks ago our clothes washer died.

    Hope the van gets you something nice in return!

  7. LMBO This was cute... *sigh* I miss my van... :(


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