Time for more transcripts of conversations--you're welcome!
Cashier, ringing up my groceries: I hope those eggs are good. They're really expensive.
Me: They're cage-free.
Cashier: What's that mean?
Me: Well, the chickens aren't kept in cages.
Me, watching a Mom in a Hooters t-shirt pick up her child from school: If I ever try to leave the house in Hooters t-shirt, please take away my keys, okay?
Little pup: Okay.
Little pup: What's Hooters?